pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

soccercopdoc:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

glowcloud:

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

omg he’s so scared. I feel like I’ve been in this exact position. and then when letterman makes the “dave-z” joke u see his face light up and he’s like “yes… This is my friend”

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

glowcloud:

nishlo:

trillow:

ive watched this so many times

u know he hit the blunt right before he walked out like “just one hit no big deal” but he pulled TOO HARD

omg he’s so scared. I feel like I’ve been in this exact position. and then when letterman makes the “dave-z” joke u see his face light up and he’s like “yes… This is my friend”

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock