spoopee:

kldzbop:

what do bugs do for fun

they ruin lives

"If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself."
Albert Einstein (via kushandwizdom)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up